March 2012
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February 2012
Do you know what sucks? I can’t fucking find my glasses and it’s pissing me off. I put them right on the ledge and now they’re not there. I will murder the person who took them to place them somewhere “safe”.
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
Blink-182 | What’s My Age Again?
Josh Ramsay's Multiple Personalities.
torpedo-nipples-ramsay:
50’s RAMSAY
BRUNETTE RAMSAY
CHEF RAMSAY
LAWYER RAMSAY
TORPEDO NIPPLES RAMSAY
CSI RAMSAY
EGYPTIAN RAMSAY
FRENCH RAMSAY
JACK IN THE BOX RAMSAY
GAP RAMSAY
MICHEAL JACKSON RAMSAY
NICE ARMS RAMSAY
RAPIST RAMSAY
REBEL RAMSAY
STALKER RAMSAY
WEATHER MAN RAMSAY
OFFICE RAMSAY
ZOMBIE RAMSAY
community0utcast:
idek why i have a phone the person i text the most is my mum atm
